Porting 10,000 lines of vibe-coded JavaScript to Unity. What could possibly go wrong?
The Cascade web prototype was working. Playtests were going well. Players were smiling, replaying, asking questions. We finally had gameplay that actually held together.
Small problem: it was JavaScript. Vibe coded. Half understood. A house of cards held together by duct tape and prayers.
Quick reminder: we had just killed
